ALERT: NORTH POLE BREACH DETECTED

[REDACTED] FILE 337-XM-CLAUS // INTERNAL MEMO - NORTH POLE INCIDENTS

SUBJECT: CLAUS, S. NICHOLAS // ALIAS: "SANTA" // STATUS: PERSON OF INTEREST
CLASSIFICATION: HIGH-RISK DOMESTIC FIGURE // UNSTABLE HOLIDAY OPERATIVE
DATE OF INITIAL MONITORING: 12/24 [REDACTED]
CASE HANDLER: AGENT [REDACTED] // DIVISION: MYTHOLOGICAL ANOMALIES TASK FORCE (MATF)

OPERATION: SLAY RIDE - INCIDENT SUMMARY

REINDEER STATUS REPORT

RECOMMENDED ACTIONS:

  1. Initiate blackout protocol on holiday media
  2. Deploy anti-sleigh drones to malls
  3. Intercept SLAY RIDE transmissions before cultural contamination
  4. Track KADE BLAK activity - further destabilization expected

END MEMO. THIS DOCUMENT IS PROPERTY OF [REDACTED]. UNAUTHORIZED SHARING WILL TRIGGER ELVEN INVESTIGATION PROTOCOLS.

Kade Blak's SLAY RIDE

DROPPING MARCH 25, 2025
KADE BLAK JUST BURNED CHRISTMAS TO THE GROUND

TRACKLIST:

01. Silent Fright, Scary Night

02. Deck The Malls (Black Friday Style)

03. Holiday Hotline Bling

04. Reindeer Rampage

05. O Holy Riot

06. Santa Got Run Over By A Lawsuit (Krampus Kourt)

07. Ho Ho NO!

08. Wreck the Halls (The Grinch Mix)

09. Fast & Flurrious: North Pole Drift

Grinch GIF